Srinakharinwirot wins Human day again

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Srinakharinwirot wins Human Day again

Srinakharinwirot University retain the championship for the fourth year

By Waranyoo Jaturabhat

The Big World reporter

NAKORNNAYOK — First-year students from Srinakharinwirot University overcome fifteen universities in the performances competitions by unanimous decision with a high score again, in the celebration of the Foundation Day of Faculty of Humanities of Thailand at Ongkarak Campus, Srinakharinwirot University yesterday.

       They retain the championship for the fourth year with attractive performances and got a high score from committees.  "The performances from Srinakharinwirot University are different and wonderful than other universities," one of committees said. "That's why I give them a high score."

       Ms.Tanicha Thana (Tarn), the performances team leader of Srinakharinwirot University very proud of their team after won the champion. “We practiced a lot because we have to protect our champion," Tarn said. "Otherwise, I think today we do very well.” 

       For this annual event, the first-year students of the Faculty of Humanities from fifteen universities in Thailand have to attend the activities.  However, it also has activities for other-year students like playing their band in a concert at the end of the event. 

MJ still alive

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MJ still alive

Michael Jackson on state in MJ Asia Tour 2005 at Tokyo, Japan

The King of pop, Michael Jackson, was found out in Thailand

and he is still alive!

By Chayathorn Chinnawong

The Big World reporter

       Phuket , Thailand -  three years after the death of Michael Jackson was found out he is still alive in a small island in Thailand as he became a fisherman.

       The local paparazzi took the king of pop pictures while he was fishing and selling at fish market. "I’m sure he is Michael Jackson" The paparazzi said "He pretended to die because he wanted to live his dream of becoming a fisherman."


     He added after spying on the king of pop for many days, he saw Mj's personal manager come to visit him. Everyday Mj would go fishing and sunbathing."It seems he's bored with white skin and want to go black again" the paparazzi said.


     The local reporter interviewed people who live around the island. "He sold us fish for few years.  I don’t know who is Michael Jackson" said the fish shop owner who Mj sells fish to. The owner also tells that MJ's new name is Boonmee and he cannot speak Thai very well.
     

     By the way, the personal manager and intimate of MJ do not come out to make it clear yet.

57 die in Sansab boat fire

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57 die in SanSab boat fire

The Sansab transport boat got extremely fire yesterday at Prasanmit station.  

By Panada Mokapun

The Big World reporter

BANGKOK —  A transport boat fired in the Sansab canal Prasanmit station last night killed 57 people and No one can survive in this event.  

       From this event, police speculated that the boat fire because it motor is too old and it is too hot that made it blasted. in addition, this boat carried too much passengers. 

         Ms.Hongthai Chaiton ,female shopkeeper near the boat station ,said that "At about 2pm, I heard sound of people scream from boat station. So I run quickly to there and I saw a lot of smoke and fire. After that the boat is on fire quickly and gradually sinks. Passengers jump off that boat and try to swim but finally all of them   were sinking into the canal. It's very sad story"

    

       After performing autopsy, Thai Health Academic (THA) believes that the reason that no one survive is the canal water is very dirty and there are a lot of disease and bacteria. Many passengers swallow dirty canal water that make bacteria come into their body and destroy the human body systems. 

       Mr.Sombud Fundee, the transport boat owner, said that "I am apologize for this accident, I will change new transport boats and I will be responsible for everyone who was damage. Thus, I will pay 100,000 baht for every family. If you have any evidence proving your family dies in this accident, contact my office.

      However, The other passengers are panic to travel by Sansab boat. Ms.Waranyoo, regular passenger, said that “I will stay away from Sansab boat for a while until the boat company improve the transport boat or someone can clean the canal water but I think it's impossible.